Effin' Birds 2027 Monthly/Weekly Planner CalendarTired of toxic positivity? These birds get it. Each weekly spread in this twelve-month planner features hilarious avian shit-talk paired with intricate vintage bird artwork. With a strong dose of sarcasm a healthy serving of swear-therapy and some much-needed side-eye this planner is here to help you tackle it all—from errands to obligatory social engagements to existential dread. Perfect for fans of fowl humor sweary sarcasm and real talk—with wings.Features include:7 x 9 (14 x 9 open)Perfect boundSturdy softcoverPrinted on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based inkRibbon page marker12-month planner: January–December 2027Generous grid space for notes appointments and remindersMonthly and weekly planning pagesWeekly spreads include full-color sweary bird artwork and plenty of room to writeExtra pages at back for notes goals and moreYear-at-a-glance pages for 2026 2027 and 2028Official major world holidays and observancesMoon phases based on Universal TimeVintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
"This planner is ideal for individuals who need a compact and modern solution to organize their monthly and weekly tasks, appointments, and events."